Manifesto Against Hyun Joong’s Recent Curly Hairstyle (By Concerned Fans)

Disclaimer : This manifesto is open to interpretation. We do not wish to offend anyone nor elicit an unnecessary reactions.  As concerned fans, we merely appeal to your voice of reason and see our point of view and prevent the same circumstances in the future…..But if somebody is offended in the process of reading this, we convey our deepest regret..

If all else fails, just take it as  ramblings from a concerned fool like me, and you are not obliged to read this manifesto in any way…

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We were unprepared for the short curly hair of Kim Hyun Joong that were recently posted in news portals. Every strand stares at us defiant, rebellious,unyielding that simply refused to be defeated by hair conditioner, hair smoother, hair net and the like .WE were unequivocally horrified such haircut /hairtsyle has been styled on Kim Hyun Joong. We could not decide if it was trying to portray a realistic rendition of a bowl of noodles ,mop that had seen better days, a bad hair day masquerading as a hairstyle  a pretend medusa intended for a parody of a Greek play or something, he was actually electrocuted or due to an unenthusiastic hair stylist who did not receive his/her salary on time. Perhaps there are other reasons that we wish not to hear anymore. No, thank you.

We were appalled that Kim Hyun Joong would be subjected, no actually it is us fans who were subjected to these indescribable suffering, unprecedented oppression, torture of the highest level looking at such hairstyle .

WE had to struggle day in, day out to prevent possible losing of sanity and peace of mind caused by this tyrannical and shameless manipulation of every hair strand knowing fully well it was born straight and was not meant to undergo any device, process, material possibly destroying its natural beauty .To rectify such an abnormal situation we are posing the following demands:1. An immediate restoration of KHJ straight hair
2. Regrowing to an acceptable hair length
3. In the meantime refrain from letting him out on a windy day without his usual beanie ,hat or any contraption
4. Considering the feelings of fans strongly affected by such type of hairstyle that never ,never ,never even attempt to make KHJ even in his wildest nightmare to appear in public in such hairstyle again. 

To see to it that such demands be enforceable ,we fans will forge an alliance in the name of justice,freedom for the hair to find its rightful place under the sun which is nearer to the scalp where it belongs.

Below are samples of the natural beauty of the said oppressed head of hair:

Isn’t it a thing of beauty ?  Let’s help the environment and let the hair be!